The First Day

Everyone has arrived to the Real World House and to commemorate the moment the cast has decided to take a group photo.

At first, everyone was nervous about entering the house, unsure of what they would find, perhaps.  After standing around for over an hour, Jbond could no longer stand to be around so many people or to be in the great outdoors; he was the first to enter the house.  He quickly found where the computers were:

Nussy was next to enter the house, the first thing he found was the bar. It was where he was found again and again throughout the first day and night. 

Perhaps because of the bar, Nussy had to come over to tell me how much he was enjoying the house. Boris was concerned about the safety of the firepit and Doctor Cube was contemplating the art found in the house.

BITD and HoJay decided to break the ice by playing some catch.  HoJay throws like a girl.

But then Nussy returned to the bar to make drinks for the whole gang and everyone started to loosen up to have more fun.  Jbond was still upstairs chatting on the computer. HoJay turned on the stereo and was showing off his dancing skills. BITD and I were playing a video game. Boris and Mark began what looks like will be a great friendship. Doctor Cube took it all in while reading up on Masterminds and Strategy, all part of his grand plan to be the Emperor of Evil.

After a few more drinks, even BITD and Nussy got in on the dancing action choosing to dance with each other. HoJay was content to stay on the solo dance circuit. Mark and Boris turned on a romantic comedy and decided to MST3k it. Doctor Cube was content to keep reading, although I have a feeling it was all a ruse and he was secretly paying attention to everyone, plotting on how to insult each and every one of them.

After all that drinking I had to use the facilities.  I heard some new music so I came downstairs to see what was going on. HoJay had found the guitar and was putting on a show for everyone. It must have been impressive because it brought Jbond away from the computer and downstairs, although he stayed behind in the shadows to listen.  It also got Doctor Cube to put down his book and he very slightly, almost unnoticeably began to dance...just a little.  HoJay liked the guitar so much, that he eventually hid it so no one else could play.

 

As everyone would soon find out, Doctor Cube starts to get increasingly insulting as his intake of booze also increased.  During the course of the night, Nussy's drinking led him to reveal that he still has his V-card.  Doctor Cube found this to be a great tidbit of information to use to insult Nussy.

The night ended with everyone crashing in bed...except for BITD.  He had more to drink than everyone before finding the sprinkler outside and deciding to use it as a bidet.